Wednesday, January 13, 2010

He's a smart one.

Scene: Post dinner, seated on the couch, watching basketball.

Morgan: Mischievously. I got my eyebrows waxed yesterday. Do they look good?

Keegan: Gaze shifts from my eyes to my forehead, then back down to my eyes, then back to the TV.

Morgan: Didja hear me?

Keegan: Choosing words carefully. Yea, I did. That's a loaded question. Pause. Another pause. They look nice. Nice and, shapely, and thin...thinner....thinner? Not bushy?

Morgan: Feigning disgruntlement and outrage. YOU THINK THEY WERE BUSHY?!?

Keegan: Turns back to TV. No, they weren't bushy before. But they are thinner now. They're nice. Pause. Deep breath. See, loaded question.

2 comments:

Courtney W. said...

HAHAHAHAHA! I love this.

Team Swinehart said...

That is HILARIOUS!!!