Scene: Post dinner, seated on the couch, watching basketball.
Morgan: Mischievously. I got my eyebrows waxed yesterday. Do they look good?
Keegan: Gaze shifts from my eyes to my forehead, then back down to my eyes, then back to the TV.
Morgan: Didja hear me?
Keegan: Choosing words carefully. Yea, I did. That's a loaded question. Pause. Another pause. They look nice. Nice and, shapely, and thin...thinner....thinner? Not bushy?
Morgan: Feigning disgruntlement and outrage. YOU THINK THEY WERE BUSHY?!?
Keegan: Turns back to TV. No, they weren't bushy before. But they are thinner now. They're nice. Pause. Deep breath. See, loaded question.
My Daughter's Studio Apartment
14 years ago
2 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA! I love this.
That is HILARIOUS!!!
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